SLANDER LAND: The Drawn Together Movie

SLANDER LAND: The Drawn Together Movie: "Ok recently ive been reviewing mostly mainstream movies that have ranged from great to fairly ok, but ive been neglecting the truly shit mov..."

The Drawn Together Movie

Ok recently ive been reviewing mostly mainstream movies that have ranged from great to fairly ok, but ive been neglecting the truly shit movies, the movies that go straight to dvd, the movies that make you want to blow your brains out while your watching it, the movies that make watching paint dry a fun activity, well The Drawn Together manages all of this, but hey what do you expect, its made by Comedy Central. We all know Comedy Central right? They the one responsible for one of the coolest shows ever, South Park, ofcoarse I feel like Comedy Central succeeded with one show but have failed with all of their other attempts, The Drawn Together show being one of the failed attempts, now I know that making fun of Comedy Central is like pelting a Dung Beatle with shit, its pointless but lets get down to. The Drawn Together Movie is based on the show of the same name, the Drawn Together show on Comedy Central is apparently a cartoon reality show starring knock off cartoons drawn in different styles, sounds good so far right? Theirs a japanese rat thats supposed to be Pikachu from Pokemon, a pig with a thick outline, a fat whore whos suppose to be Betty Boop, a super hero whos dating a corpse, some weird yellow guy, some anime video game character and a girl with a fox tale and ears. Now as far as plots are concerned, ive taken baths deeper then this movies plot! The characters of the Drawn Together house, discover that there show has been cancelled for quite some time, they must now find a way to get to Make a Point Land in order to get a point, they are lead there by the star of a show called Suck my Taint, now if you think im high and making this all up, Im not, this is actually the plot of the movie!! The protagonist are ofcoarse persued by some guy and his robot whos called Israel for some reason and he wants the Drawn Together cast to pay for the death of his family who fell in a pit of acid inhabited by crocodiles..................anyway, the movie is an hour and 11 minutes of foul language, nudity and shit, I suppose to some extent the directors felt that if they could get a few shock laughs then they did there job, I guess at the end of the day, even the makers of the film knew that this was a piece of shit and would go straight to dvd, so its hard to diss the movie, so il give it 1/10, im off to watch South Park

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2

OK so heres the deal, I find it incredibly difficult to consistently review the movies that I see, the issue is that there are so many of them and in most cases the movies are so shite that I choose not to waste energy in cursing it and the people that made it, but I decided to go mainstream and because Pirates 4 was so shit, Ive decided to go with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, so lets get started. Ok so besides the group of cackling hens that were sitting behing me and the kid sitting next to me making me uncomfortable, I really enjoyed this movie. The trick here was that I went into the movie expecting nothing spectacular and I left feeling that the money was well spent, which is saying a lot because part one was so horrible, but anyway, lets look at plot. The movie is typical good vs. evil, the good guy is a nerd with a lightning bolt on his head and his best friend is a ginger with a hot girlfriend, while the bad guy looks like the great white shark from the Batman comics, that or a guy who didnt get out of a burning building quick enough, you be the judge. Harry finds out in the first movie that he can only kill Voldemort by destroying little items that posses bits of the dark lords soul, these items are called Horcruxes, but this is where I raise my question, wouldnt Harry have to kill himself in order to fully kill Voldemort? I mean a part of Voldemort was tranferred into Potter when he tried to kill him as a baby. The movie also loses points because of Neville Longbottoms stupid monologue, I couldve gone without that but other then that, the kiddies have matured into good actors and the movie has some wonderful effects and monsters, good drama, twists and turns, romance and a pinch of humour, so I look forward to seeing Hermione in other movies, the 2 boys can go hibernate for all I care 8/10, now you see me, and now you dont! POOF!!!!!!!!