Friday, July 22, 2011

The Drawn Together Movie

Ok recently ive been reviewing mostly mainstream movies that have ranged from great to fairly ok, but ive been neglecting the truly shit movies, the movies that go straight to dvd, the movies that make you want to blow your brains out while your watching it, the movies that make watching paint dry a fun activity, well The Drawn Together manages all of this, but hey what do you expect, its made by Comedy Central. We all know Comedy Central right? They the one responsible for one of the coolest shows ever, South Park, ofcoarse I feel like Comedy Central succeeded with one show but have failed with all of their other attempts, The Drawn Together show being one of the failed attempts, now I know that making fun of Comedy Central is like pelting a Dung Beatle with shit, its pointless but lets get down to. The Drawn Together Movie is based on the show of the same name, the Drawn Together show on Comedy Central is apparently a cartoon reality show starring knock off cartoons drawn in different styles, sounds good so far right? Theirs a japanese rat thats supposed to be Pikachu from Pokemon, a pig with a thick outline, a fat whore whos suppose to be Betty Boop, a super hero whos dating a corpse, some weird yellow guy, some anime video game character and a girl with a fox tale and ears. Now as far as plots are concerned, ive taken baths deeper then this movies plot! The characters of the Drawn Together house, discover that there show has been cancelled for quite some time, they must now find a way to get to Make a Point Land in order to get a point, they are lead there by the star of a show called Suck my Taint, now if you think im high and making this all up, Im not, this is actually the plot of the movie!! The protagonist are ofcoarse persued by some guy and his robot whos called Israel for some reason and he wants the Drawn Together cast to pay for the death of his family who fell in a pit of acid inhabited by crocodiles..................anyway, the movie is an hour and 11 minutes of foul language, nudity and shit, I suppose to some extent the directors felt that if they could get a few shock laughs then they did there job, I guess at the end of the day, even the makers of the film knew that this was a piece of shit and would go straight to dvd, so its hard to diss the movie, so il give it 1/10, im off to watch South Park

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